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公猴？母猴？

小三儿的媳妇没文化，说话粗俗。没少遭三儿的白眼，情急之下告诉她：“你也看看别人是怎么说话的，跟人学学！”于是，三儿媳妇还真的上心了。

这天，邻居家来了客人，女主人问道：“先生，您贵姓啊？”客人回答：“我免贵姓张。”又问：“是弓长张啊？还是立早章啊？”“是弓长张。”

旁边的三儿媳妇听两人一问一答，彬彬有礼的。很是羡慕，也就牢记在心。

终于，自家也来了客人。媳妇连忙上前搭话：“先生，您贵姓啊？”屋里的小三儿听到媳妇这般斯文的问话，惊喜不已。客人回答：“我姓侯。”媳妇又问：“噢，姓侯。那是公猴啊？母猴啊？”还在支愣着耳朵听下文的小三儿一下气得鼻子都歪了！

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